The Completist - Crayon Birthday Greeting Card

Birthday cards don’t need to be covered in cupcakes and clichés. The Crayon Birthday Card brings bold retro energy with a grown-up edge — all 1970s geometry in olive and blue, paired with a luxe olive green envelope that’s as sharp as your message inside.

Printed on premium 300gsm hammered paper, it’s tactile, graphic, and unapologetically cool — ideal for design lovers, stationery snobs, or anyone who wants their birthday wishes to look as good as they sound. It’s blank inside for your custom message, but let’s be honest: this one kind of says it all.

It’s the perfect pick for unisex birthdays, retro edits, or stockists looking to upgrade the card wall with something that feels genuinely modern (without losing the charm). Bonus points: it doubles as wall art.

Made in the UK from responsibly sourced paper and packed in biodegradable film, it’s eco-conscious, easy on the eyes, and guaranteed to stand out in a sea of sparkly puppies.

Because grown-up birthdays deserve better design.