Lots Of Wine In Bed By Nine Greeting Card

Sometimes the dream night out is actually a night in. This card says it how it is: “Lots of wine, in bed by nine.” Illustrated with two pink-stemmed glasses that look ready to clink, it’s the ultimate card for grown-ups who know that early nights are the real luxury.

Hand-drawn in bold black lines with pops of pink, it’s playful without trying too hard. Printed on recycled luxury card, it feels good in the hand and even better when paired with a bottle of the good stuff. Blank inside, so you can go funny, heartfelt, or brutally honest—whatever fits.

Comes with a kraft envelope and features the artist’s signature mark on the back. Perfect as a birthday card, a little love note, or just a cheeky reminder that the best plans usually involve wine, bed, and not much else.

Because sometimes keeping it simple is what makes it perfect.