Fucks I Don't Give Greeting Card

For when you’ve finally reached that very peaceful stage of life where you simply cannot be bothered.

There is a particular freedom in realising you don’t actually have to care about everything. Other people’s opinions. Petty arguments. WhatsApp drama. Whether somebody thinks your skirt is too short, your children are too loud or you should really be doing something differently with your life.

Would you look at the immensity of fucks I don’t give.

The relentlessly cheerful vintage housewife proudly presenting an entirely empty fridge makes the whole thing considerably better. She looks delighted. Liberated, even. Perhaps this is what happens when you finally stop trying to please everybody.

An excellent birthday card for a friend who has run out of patience, entered her no-fucks-given era or simply needs reminding that not everything deserves her energy.

May her fridge remain empty and her fucks remain similarly unavailable.