Bought A House Greeting Card

Buying a house is objectively massive, so a polite little “congratulations on your new home” doesn’t always quite cover it.

This one does. “HOLY SHIT YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE” is slapped in bright yellow across a wonderfully sedate old painting of a country street, which makes it considerably funnier. It’s by Oh Fine! Art Studio, who mix old paintings and vintage imagery with very modern words – and the combination works brilliantly here.

Perfect for first-time buyers, new homeowners and anyone who has somehow survived solicitors, surveys, mortgage applications and the deeply unpleasant experience of discovering how much everything costs.

Beautifully printed using vegan inks on heavyweight 300gsm Invercote board and supplied with a kraft envelope.