Birthday Picnic Greeting Card

Pack your bags — we’re going on a birthday picnic, and the wine bottle is absolutely judging you. This gold foil stunner is for the friend who’s all about good food, questionable choices, and brie with feelings. From the smug salami to the tomato twins who’ve seen some things, this card is basically a charcuterie board of emotional support.

Designed in London and printed in the UK on premium FSC-certified paper, it’s a 6x4 inch slice of sustainable hilarity. There's even a matching illustration inside, because we don’t believe in half-baked cards — we go all the way, baby.

No plastic wrap here — we send our cards out naked and proud, printed on thick, deliciously tactile stock that feels as good as it looks. (Just like a perfect wheel of cheese.)

Whether you're gifting it to your foodie BFF or someone who always overpacks snacks for the train, this birthday card brings the vibe — and a suitcase full of carbs.