The Perfect Age Greeting Card

Who says you can’t be young and old at the same time? Celebrate your favourite person with a birthday card that proves they’re officially in the sweet spot: the perfect age. This clever Venn diagram design does the maths so you don’t have to—and the verdict is flattering (for once).

Printed on premium 100lb eggshell finish cardstock, this funny birthday card feels satisfyingly luxe in your hands. The blank interior is ready for your own birthday wisdom, cheeky jokes, or heartfelt declarations of love. Comes paired with a high-quality 91lb coloured envelope to make sure your message arrives in style.

Ideal for milestone birthdays, best friends, or anyone who needs a gentle reminder that age is just a number—and theirs is exactly right. Responsibly made from FSC-certified wood fibre and printed using green-e certified processes, so your clever card is also kind to the planet.

A2 size (5.5” x 4.25”). Designed, printed, and assembled in Canada—where perfect ages are apparently a thing.