The Coolest Fucking Parents Greeting Card

If ever there was a time for a well-placed F-bomb, it’s when you’re celebrating the arrival of a tiny human with the coolest couple you know. This unapologetically honest new baby card by Pretty By Her is here to make sure your congratulations are as bold as they are heartfelt.

Printed on premium 100lb eggshell finish cardstock, this funny baby card feels luxe and substantial—because mediocre paper just won’t cut it. The blank interior leaves you plenty of room to scribble your own words of love, wit, or the occasional swear. Paired with a high-quality 91lb coloured envelope that completes the look.

Perfect for baby showers, pregnancy announcements, or any time you want to remind your favourite people that they’re about to rock parenthood in style.

Made from responsibly sourced FSC-certified wood fibre and printed using green-e certified processes—so you can feel smug about your purchase while you’re at it.

A2 size (5.5” x 4.25”). Designed, printed, and assembled in Canada.