Burger Dude Gold Foil Greeting Card

A burger. In trainers. Holding a birthday cake. And a tote bag. With knees that tell a story. This gold foil card is chaotic perfection — and frankly, exactly what your favourite person deserves on their birthday.

Printed in the UK on premium FSC-certified paper, it’s 6x4 inches of glossy, unhinged brilliance. Designed in London and finished in luxe gold foil, this card says “Happy Birthday” in a way no one’s ever dared before — through the medium of an anthropomorphic sandwich with better style than most people you know.

There’s even a matching illustration inside (yes, we went there), because we believe in maximum commitment to the bit. It’s sustainably made, plastic-free, and unapologetically extra.

Whether they’re a burger fan, streetwear addict, or just into weirdly iconic cards that make people cackle — this one’s got legs. Literally. And they’re hairy.

No one needs another generic birthday card. What they need is this burger in Nike knock-offs with a candle in one hand and a milk carton in the other.