Just A Tini Bit Older Greeting Card

Ageing? Sure. But make it dirty martini chic. This birthday card gets straight to the point with a wink: “Just a Tini Bit Older…” The red cursive lettering spills across a sketched martini glass, complete with olives, because birthdays are better with booze (and a good pun).

It’s printed on recycled card that feels properly luxe, not flimsy, and it comes blank inside—so you can go full roast on your mate, or keep it classy with a sweet note. Either way, it’ll hit.

Paired with a kraft envelope, this one’s ready to hand over with a bottle, or slip into a gift bag where it’ll probably get more laughs than the present itself.

Perfect for the friend who insists they’re “still 29,” the one who’s all about cocktail hour, or anyone who needs reminding that getting older just means getting better at ordering martinis.

Because let’s face it—if you can’t laugh at another year gone by, you might as well drink about it.