Happy Birthday Best Friend Greeting Card

Best friends deserve better than boring birthday cards. This one says it exactly how it should be said: “Happy bloody birthday to my best friend in the whole world!” Big words, scribbly lettering, and a wobbly yellow frame against sky blue—because subtlety isn’t really the vibe when you’re celebrating your ride-or-die.

It’s printed on recycled card, because we like things that look good without costing the earth. Blank inside so you can write whatever you need—whether that’s heartfelt, hilarious, or just a string of inside jokes no one else would understand.

Comes with a kraft envelope, so you don’t have to hunt one down. Stick it on top of a present, shove it through the letterbox, or hand it over with a pint. Either way, it’ll do its job: make your best mate laugh and feel properly loved.

Because if anyone’s going to get the unfiltered, full-volume version of “happy birthday,” it’s them.