Jellycat Amuseables Asparagus

MAXIMUM 1 PER HOUSEHOLD 

There's something quietly brilliant about a soft toy with ambitions. Amuseables Asparagus arrives clutching an invisible clipboard and a very real sense of purpose — already the proud holder of records including Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division) and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates. His ultimate goal remains within reach: Most Determined Stalk in History.

Jellycat at its most joyful, he's beautifully made with that signature plush softness and impeccably neat tips, standing around 31cm tall with a face that radiates the kind of boundless enthusiasm usually reserved for people who actually enjoy early mornings. The sort of thing that makes a desk feel more like a personality than a workspace.

He lands well as a gift — genuinely funny without trying too hard, and the kind of object that earns a permanent spot rather than a drawer. Made with Jellycat's usual care and attention, he's as considered as he is completely daft. Collect the whole Amuseables range and see what world record your shelf might qualify for.