Ew You Guys Did It Greeting Card

Nothing makes the miracle of new life feel quite as miraculous as remembering exactly how it happened.

Congratulations! You made an entire person. Which is incredible. Beautiful. Life-changing. And, unfortunately, fairly conclusive evidence that you two have had sex.

“Ew, you guys did it!” skips all the soft-focus new baby sentiment and goes straight to the bit everyone politely ignores. The little dummy underneath somehow makes the whole thing even better.

Perfect for friends who've just had a baby and absolutely do not need another card covered in clouds, moons and earnest messages about tiny miracles.

There'll be plenty of time for heartfelt congratulations once you've finished making them uncomfortable.

A baby! You guys actually did it. Ew.