Hella Big Spiders Greeting Card

A new home card for people who don't deserve peace.

Moving house is stressful enough already. Packing everything you own into badly labelled boxes. Discovering quite how much absolute rubbish you've accumulated. Changing your address in approximately 400 places. And then, just as you're finally settling in, someone sends the spiders round.

Not normal spiders, either. Hella big ones.

“I gave your new address to some hella big spiders” is a considerably better way to acknowledge a house move than wishing someone “happy new home” like a functioning adult.

Send it to a friend who's just moved, bought their first home or finally escaped their previous flat. Ideally someone who is absolutely terrified of spiders.

They'll be delighted you remembered.