Party Like the Good Old Days Greeting Card

And by old days, we apparently mean ancient occult ritual.

This is quite clearly a party. There are naked people in a pond. Someone has a snake tail. The sun and moon are both in attendance. A woman appears to be serving something from a jug while wearing a star on her head. Nobody is checking their phone and absolutely nobody has suggested splitting the bill.

Honestly, they look like they're having an excellent time.

“Party like the good old days” is for birthdays, big nights out and friends who still occasionally behave as though they're an ancient deity presiding over a bacchanalian feast — before waking up the next morning as a modern mortal who needs two Nurofen, three litres of water and complete silence.

Turns out people have always known how to make questionable decisions at parties.