{"product_id":"jellycat-amuseables-asparagus","title":"Jellycat Amuseables Asparagus","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"279\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMAXIMUM 1 PER HOUSEHOLD \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThere's something quietly brilliant about a soft toy with ambitions. Amuseables Asparagus arrives clutching an invisible clipboard and a very real sense of purpose — already the proud holder of records including Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division) and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates. His ultimate goal remains within reach: Most Determined Stalk in History.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eJellycat at its most joyful, he's beautifully made with that signature plush softness and impeccably neat tips, standing around 31cm tall with a face that radiates the kind of boundless enthusiasm usually reserved for people who actually enjoy early mornings. The sort of thing that makes a desk feel more like a personality than a workspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe lands well as a gift — genuinely funny without trying too hard, and the kind of object that earns a permanent spot rather than a drawer. Made with Jellycat's usual care and attention, he's as considered as he is completely daft. Collect the whole Amuseables range and see what world record your shelf might qualify for.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jellycat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56906457743733,"sku":"A2ASP","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/1765\/8702\/files\/Jellycat_Amuseables_Asparagus.png?v=1773752711","url":"https:\/\/cissywears.com\/en-us\/products\/jellycat-amuseables-asparagus","provider":"Cissy Wears","version":"1.0","type":"link"}