{"product_id":"betiobca-vintage-card-way-too-old-and-tired-nested","title":"Way Too Old and Tired Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAt some point, cancelling plans stops feeling like a failure and starts feeling like winning.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eYou could go out. You could get dressed, leave the house, spend £14 on a drink and shout “WHAT?” at someone across a table for three hours. Or you could stay home, put comfortable trousers on and be absolutely delighted when you realise it's only 8.45pm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e“Sorry I can't come, I'm way too old and tired” is for anyone who remembers when going out at 10pm sounded completely reasonable and now considers anything beginning after 7.30 an administrative error.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe deeply unimpressed Victorian woman really completes it. She has seen your invitation. She will not be attending.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSend it to your permanently exhausted friend, your fellow cancelled-plans enthusiast or anyone whose ideal night out increasingly involves not going out at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePlans are lovely. Cancelled plans are sometimes lovelier.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Betiobca","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587546947957,"sku":null,"price":4.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/1765\/8702\/files\/7035a555f1e50acd30e338af6a4618384b070051f840c892777d76e5421c5bd8.jpg?v=1789733696","url":"https:\/\/cissywears.com\/en-it\/products\/betiobca-vintage-card-way-too-old-and-tired-nested","provider":"Cissy Wears","version":"1.0","type":"link"}