{"product_id":"betiobca-funny-birthday-card-you-old-nested","title":"You Old Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eNothing says happy birthday quite like a tiny party-hat-wearing skull quietly reminding you where all this is heading.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eNo inspirational messages about ageing gracefully here. No “another trip around the sun”. No insistence that 50 is the new 30, because frankly nobody believes that and 30-year-olds certainly don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eJust: \u003cstrong\u003eYOU OLD.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt's wonderfully economical. Particularly good for the friend who has started making noises when they stand up, needs their glasses to read a menu or has recently become extremely interested in whether a restaurant will be too loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe little skull in its pom-pom party hat softens the blow slightly. Although perhaps not enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA birthday card for friends, siblings, partners and anyone else whose advancing years you feel entitled to mention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eGrowing older is a privilege. Making fun of your friends for doing it is one of the perks.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Betiobca","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587549471093,"sku":null,"price":4.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/1765\/8702\/files\/aa4104f6d4021ec8d55d52b5586ded56f750f77be16e78c8501b85a17d450523.jpg?v=1789733714","url":"https:\/\/cissywears.com\/en-ie\/products\/betiobca-funny-birthday-card-you-old-nested","provider":"Cissy Wears","version":"1.0","type":"link"}