{"product_id":"betiobca-christmas-card-according-to-plan-nested","title":"According to Plan Christmas Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eAh yes, Christmas. A time of peace, goodwill and absolutely nobody losing their shit.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBy the time Christmas actually arrives, someone has forgotten a present, someone else has taken offence at something said in 2009, the children are wildly overstimulated and whoever volunteered to cook is drinking considerably earlier than usual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSo “Christmas is going according to plan” feels about right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe vintage illustration of a child apparently having a full festive breakdown from inside an enormous teapot captures the general mood rather beautifully. Because no matter how organised you were in November, Christmas has a remarkable ability to descend into chaos somewhere between wrapping the last present and discovering you've forgotten the batteries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA Christmas card for the people who know that the best festive stories are rarely the ones where everything went smoothly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eJust smile, pour another drink and insist this was exactly how you imagined it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Betiobca","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587552125301,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/1765\/8702\/files\/e6eb76d82e2502a9c74fe4366bb6ed8c26d6918e5dc8bc5dcd69b41e1ad85834.jpg?v=1789733733","url":"https:\/\/cissywears.com\/en-ca\/products\/betiobca-christmas-card-according-to-plan-nested","provider":"Cissy Wears","version":"1.0","type":"link"}