{"product_id":"betiobca-happens-so-much-card-nested","title":"Happens So Much Card Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eHonestly, this might be the most accurate card ever made.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eBecause everything really does happen so much. Work. Birthdays. Group chats. School WhatsApps. Other people's problems. Your own problems. Things you've forgotten to reply to. Things you apparently agreed to six weeks ago. And somehow another person needs a present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e“Everything happens so much” works for almost any occasion because, frankly, nobody really knows what's going on anyway. Birthday? Yes. Bad week? Absolutely. New job? Probably. General acknowledgement that life has become an unnecessarily complicated admin exercise? Perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe cheerful multicoloured lettering against the black background makes it look reassuringly upbeat while delivering what is essentially a tiny existential crisis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eSend it when “congratulations”, “happy birthday” or “hope you're okay” doesn't quite cover the situation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eEverything happens. So much.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Betiobca","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57587548488053,"sku":null,"price":4.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0557\/1765\/8702\/files\/4c8292f3df124d47511e07bb21adef6d68abe7ffd2f171c7f2c1960f0c99a19c.jpg?v=1789733705","url":"https:\/\/cissywears.com\/en-be\/products\/betiobca-happens-so-much-card-nested","provider":"Cissy Wears","version":"1.0","type":"link"}